Hence, when Papa John's Pizza offered a shot at a free one-topping pizza and a 2-liter Pepsi Max just for signing up for their Super Bowl Coin Toss promotion, I decided it was time to assess their pie. If I've ever had Papa John's pizza, it was so long ago that I forget how it was. But my expectations were that it would be better than Pizza Hut, Dominos, and the rapidly improving availability of frozen pizza.
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Armed with my promo code, I went to Papa John's website to order. They give you some interesting options to customize your pie; I choose "thin crust" cooked "well done" with half pepperoni and half "spicy Italian sausage." I was too far from their Exton location, so I needed to go pick it up.
|The "sausage" slice|
|The well-done thin crust|
Looks can be deceiving! However, in this case, you can judge the book by its cover. The crust was laughably bad. While it certainly supported the sauce, cheese, and toppings, it did so without the slightest bit of nuanced texture or flavor. It truly was thin and cardboard-y. When I chose the well-done thin-crust pie, I was thinking of a well-done thin-crust Trenton tomato pie. Here, both choices were a mistake, I think. The thin and hard cornicione was completely uniform, indicative of the machine origins of this pie.
The cheese was adequate. The pepperoni was average, but plentiful. The sausage was a real disappointment - a tad better than rabbit pellets, but it gave no hint of authentic Italian sausage. The sole bright spot was the sauce; it was tangy and salty and the only reason to take another bite. I generally add a bit of surface salt to pizza, but this needed none. I suspect the saltiness may be the main (albeit unrecognized) reason that some folks might prefer Papa John's to other mass-produced budget pizza.
All told, this was the worst pizza I've eaten in many years. It was worse than the $1 personal-size "My Essentials" frozen pizza from Bottom Dollar Foods. I do understand that there is a place for the big chains, providing cheap pizza as a commodity. At this point, I don't understand why anyone would buy this pizza, which fails by any standard.
The crust gets a zero. The cheese is a four, the pepperoni a five, the sauce a 6, the sausage a 3. Overall, this pie rates a "1" out of 10. You can get enjoy much better pizza by topping a split English muffin with some Ragu and a slice of Velveeta.